[luzifell]

first I wand to bump this up so more people can read about your totally humiliating experience.

Also when you described your delicious cake and gagging on it It reminded me of a fun game option you may like to try.. or rather someone may like to force you to try

Just cooking a nice pot of noodle soup... let it simmer down luke warm..
and then take a brand new fresh out of the package toilet brush... and stir the noodle soup with it... keep the brush in the pot while eating the luke warm soup with the mushy noodles... and if you want to really be challenged and a few pieces of chocolate to it.. the colour should improve the experience....