[somekindofcreature]

You really are the sweetest! You did such a great job, and fully committed to the idea. It’s such a treat to make you suffer. Especially because you love it so much! I think you made the cake so much worse than I would have made it for you myself 😅

I can’t even imagine the soup you turned that poor cake into. Lucky you; you don’t have to imagine it. You can just remember! Forever, and ever.

Which will always stand as a testament to, well your humiliation really, but also like your resilience and well…yeah mostly your humiliation 💕

Thanks again for playing friend. I hope you’re enjoying your nice warm shower. Talk to you soon!