1. Have you ever fucked someone so hard they got knocked out by their own big boobs?
no, incredibly, this has never happened to me.
3. Would you give oral to someone who could trip over their own pubic hair?
i'd be very impressed by their ability to grow their pubic hair that long, so maybe.
4. When did you last swap out saliva with somebody?
hah, never, i'm surprisingly kinky for a virgin who has never even been kissed...
5. Did you ever make boolooloop under the mango tree?
mango trees do not grow here
6. Do you do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?
i don't think so...
7. Could sperm be a good daily protein diet for you?
i've done my math: the average load of cum has 252 mg of protein. the average protein requirement for women is 45 grams. to get one gram of protein, i'd need four loads of cum --> for my daily dose of protein, i'd need 140 loads of cum. i respect anyone who takes that.
8. Have you ever gone down on someone while joining the mile high club?
i've never even flown...
9. Have you ever been so sweaty that if you were to trample someone they would drown before they would suffocate?
this summer was hot asf, so maybe.
10. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 11?
i just tried. it seems i cannot. my musical talents lie elsewhere.
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