[JJVersBi]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? Nope
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? I wet the bed once, not sure how that happened
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Luckily no
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Nope
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Luckily no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? Nope
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Not that I am aware of
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Nope
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Nope
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? Nope
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? Only by my partner
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Nope
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Nope
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Nope
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Nope
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Nope
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? Nope, but that would be funny
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? At home, yeh
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? NA
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? Beer pong game with written dares with the game
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Yeh, loads
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? Nope
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Nope
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Nope
25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yeh many times (Sometimes even on purpose)
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yeh, my sister
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Nope
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? As a kid, I said it to my teacher
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Nope
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yeh but not saying who
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Nope
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Nope
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? Nope
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Nope
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yup, and I keep on walking
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Loads on my shoulders and top of back, but not many on face
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Many times, I don't shave
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yeh on a plane recently, and I had to in the end
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Nope

Sorry there wasn't much interesting storrys here