Lol wow Foxy ur evil... For you i think you should make an ice cream sundae in the back or ur pants and a hotdog in the front! For the front put ur dick in a hotdog bun and generously add ketchup and mustard (add alot don't be shy!). As for the back you need two scoops of ice cream, a 20 second squirt of whipped cream, 30 second squeeze of chocolate sauce, and don't forget the cherry on top! Stay like this for a few hours before cleaning up