P is for pancakes.
Go to a fast food restaurant that serves pancakes at breakfast time but no other time during the day. Go inside and order them. When they say they don't have them, sigh audibly and storm out. Then go to the drive through. Do the same thing, and when they say they don't have them, say "IHOP HAS PANCAKES ALL DAY! IS IHOP BETTER THAN YOU?" and as long as you aren't backing up a line or anything, don't leave until they say "Yes, IHOP is better than us."
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