[dirtyballs]

I'm going to do it again. It's a wonderful game:


#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
5 - Flick each ball 25 times.

#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope

#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
1 - 50 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 100 in total.

#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
3 - 100 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 200 in total.

#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
1 - UNLUCKY! Return to #1, Re-roll and start over, including completing each Round. Tough break!.
4 - Re-do Rounds #4 and #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7

#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes

#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
1 - 200 with a wooden spoon to your balls

#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.

#8 - Hard Round, Part III
3 - Do #3 from Round #3 and Round #5

3 - Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.

4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.

#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Tails - Nope

#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
1 - 100 with a wooden spoon to both balls

#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12

#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed

#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
5 - You're all done. Hope you survived.