[linearizationcannon]

Pick a number and tell it to him. He will decide if it is high enough or not but not tell you. Then prove your devotion to him by whipping/smacking your own balls and cock that many times with an implement of your choice.

If he decides your number wasn't high enough OR if he decides you didn't show enough vigor and rapidity in the whipping OR he decides your implement wasn't painful enough, then once you are done he will tell you that you failed and to start over.

The catch is that he will NOT tell why you failed, whether you need to raise the number or use a different implement or hit harder and faster and more consistently. He'll just keep sending you back to try again until your most recent performance was satisfactory. With NO regard given to the previous failures when judging it.