Take a small object and stick it up our rectum. keep the item inside you for an 10 minutes. After 10 minutes search your house for an object that is roughly double the size of the one you put up your rectum and insert it in its place. Continue in this fashion until you get to an item you cannot insert or cannot hold in you for 10 minutes time. Tell us how many objects you inserted and how big the one was you could not insert was. if you do not meet my requirement (which I will tell you after you respond) than you must lick they entire surface area of every object you inserted.
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