BRIGHT RED and I will bend over and rub rough sandpaper against my cheeks until they are bright red and stinging. Afterwards, I will follow it up by lathering my cheeks with a layer of toothpaste, waiting 10 minutes and wiping it off with more sandpaper.
MOTHER NATURE and I will stuff my tightest panties with nettles and wedgie myself (with a wedgie type of your choice) for X minutes (max: 10).
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