Slowly insert pens one at a time into your ass until you cannot fit any more.
Workout naked until you are covered in sweat. At least 20 mins. Use the sweat to masterbate.
Prepare yourself for the baby! Get some adult diapers and powder. Use it and see how much it helps. Stay in the wet diaper for at least 5 mins.
Fill up a bottle with milk (can you lactate yet?). Drink it.
Get naked, put some baby food in a bowel on the ground and lick it up.
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