[ondra1989]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
We do not celebrate halloween, so boxers and t-shirt it is
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
Definitely naked in stocks/pillory. It would be super humiliating and exciting!
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Mom, I guess...
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Woof Woof!
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
Surely girls...
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
I guess I would wait...
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Probably a lap dance, however I would suck at both
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
Can of beans... I don't fart too much after them anyway...
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
I guess long. Despite it being "too much", it is at least not something to be made fun of
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
As guy, I love small breasts, so in scenario of being a girl, I would go for an A cup
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
What? Uhm, rabbit tail, I guess?
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Nightclub sounds more exciting...
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Ball gag, I'd like to keep my anus out of any play
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I'd say jungle is not so embarassing as opossite undies are...
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
That's easy... Last person I texted (my wife :-D)
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Damn... Fridge I guess