1. Dildo
Take an Old Marker or a couple of tampon applicators or anything about this shape and size. Stick them in the centre of a sanitary towel and wrap it up. (Longways) Add as many pads to make it the thickness you want. Cut the top so it is a smooth shape and stick tissues on with tape to get a rounded end. Finally cover the whole thing in a condom or if you haven't got any you an use a latex glove.
2. Nose Hook
Most people probably don't now what these are but they can be extremely humiliating:
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...1t:429,r:1,s:0
Take two paperclips and bend the middle part back. (About 45 degree angle)
Loop an elastic band through two of the ends of the paper clip and tie. You can add more elastic bands or tie on some string to make it longer. A hairslide could be attached to one end so you can clip it to the hair on the stop of your head.