... I have a tendency to vomit whenever they start talking, just after they say "good evening, here's today's news". I've came up with the practical solution of placing multiple buckets nearby before turning on the television. I keep watching it daily, purely out of principal and because eventually I got used to getting sick anyway. On the bright side, I've lost about 32 pounds and look sharper than ever... it's going to be on the news next Friday.
I feel the world is changing because...
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Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation!
End of transmission - Wolf out
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