[BarefootAlien]

Originally Posted by Kevb6240

OK guys:
what's the most painful thing you or someone else has done to your dick?

OK girls [edit] and gay/bi guys:
What's the most painful thing you have ever done to a guys cock and do you injoy hurting a man?

Well... that depends. In a sexual situation, the most painful thing I have ever done to my dick was spray cologne into my piss slit after fucking it raw with a PDA stylus. The burn wouldn't go away! I was dripping sweat and moaning in agony for what felt like years but was probably about 10 minutes. I'd done toothpaste before, icyhot, none of that even came close to this cologne, and no other alcohol-based stuff ever did again. Maybe it was an ingredient? It was Brut for men, if I recall correctly.

Most painful thing a lover ever did to my penis was rub it down with ice until it was almost numb, then dry it off and immediately pour wax onto it. And I mean pour not drip. I like drips. Especially from up a bit higher so the wax can cool a bit, and just sting.

This mofo gushed an entire pillar candle lake's worth of wax onto my entire cock and balls... it didn't perfectly coat it, but the entire underside, with streamers and rivulets running down both sides and curling around to the top. My balls were thoroughly coated, and my glans got the worst of it. It hit right at my frenulum first... some of it went into my slit, and when I peeled it away after I got done screaming, I had first degree burns all over my genitals, and second-degree in a couple of spots, with some skin coming off with the wax! D:

Needless to say, the dude was mortified. He was a sadistic dom who loved to spank my ass, chest, balls, and cock with his hands; earlier that same session, he spanked both sides of my chest so hard and so much that they were a consistent, mottled blue mess of bruises for several days after, but I loved that!

He'd never used ice or wax before... I'd asked him to, and I just assumed he knew what he was doing, and... yeah. Not so much.


Now... the most painful thing anyone has ever done to my penis? Oh, that goes way, way beyond the wax and the cologne... *shudders and whines at the memories*

First he shoved a metal tube quite a bit wider than my urethra (I apparently have a very narrow one) up my penis all the way to my bladder, with a camera in it. I was in the exam room closest to the waiting room, the door of which opened diagonally with a direct view into the waiting room.

I squealed like a little girl, toes curling, naked from the waist down and legs spread, with a camera up my penis. Oh, did I mention I had a problem with my urinary tract at the time? Not an infection... worse... some general inflammation that made it extremely hyper-sensitive to even my own cum and piss, let alone a freaking camera with a spiralized metal tube!

The nurse panicked and ran to go get more topical anesthetic to flush into me (apparently they'd used the weakest solution the first time)... without shutting the privacy curtain. So several people in the waiting room got a good look at my wide-open crotch, my invaded penis with a metal snake sticking out of it, being held by my doctor, while I writhed and screamed and begged him to stop. I made eye contact with one old woman whose face I'll never forget.

Then, get this! During the understandable commotion in the waiting area (during which I saw at least two people hustle out of the door, likely to find another urologist), I heard one woman ask, "What on Earth is going on in there!? Is that man okay!?"

"Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just having a cystoscopy for an infection, he's just making a fuss..." said one of the desk clerks. HIPA violation anybody!???!!

Meanwhile, the door's still wide open, the doctor's still twisting and turning the camera inside me, I'm still squealing, sobbing by then, dripping tears and sweat and piss and whatever liquid they forced up me with the catheter before the camera went in. I'd stopped begging him to stop by then and just growled, "Get it over with! I'm not doing this again!! Take as long as you need!"

He was visibly shaken as he finally pulled it out of me, the door finally closed again just before then, thankfully.

He kind of lamely tried to pull a paper privacy sheet over me, and when it brushed my cock, I yowled, grabbed it, wadded it up, and threw it across the room, then started laughing and said, "You're joking, right?"

I laid there in just my shirt for a good ten, fifteen minutes until I felt like I could move, while they tiptoed around, carefully closing the curtain each time they needed to go through the door, obviously keenly aware of just how much had gone wrong, and how vulnerable they were.

I gave no fucks by then... they handed me towels to clean myself up and I just laughed and told the nurse, "Oh no... you're gonna do it. I can barely move..."

Which... she did.

I had to go in four more times for catheterizations, each of which hurt maybe 60% as much as the camera had, generating more squeals and toe curling. They... never put me in that particular room again... and by the fourth visit, they'd converted it into a storage closet, lol. Good call, I think.

In the end, the catheter injection treatment failed, and he gave me a placebo, and... it worked! Though also I did a phone consult with a second urologist who gave me some dietary advice that I think actually solved the problem. All that pain for nothing!

Also, when I say that's the worst... that's quite something, considering a couple of years before, I'd also had an enormous kidney stone surgically removed, with involved lasers and grabby claws and sharp shards of rock passing through me repeatedly and actually drawing blood all up and down my stuff! The first few pisses after that were like, 90% of that camera... and pulling the stint out three weeks later was actually more painful, but way shorter.

But uh... <_< I don't think that's quite what you had in mind with this Truth, lol.


The worst I've done to another man's penis?

Weeeellll... this one's a bit more embarrassing, but I, erm... I have a really strong gag reflex? And an exhibitionism dom had me on my knees in his sun room. He was about 9" long and curved up and to his right like a banana, uncut (yes, he was black, the stereotype was true in his case!)

Normally I'm careful to make sure guys know to let me stay in control of a blowjob so I don't gag, but he was a for-real dom, and he told me to be a good boy and do some head math, because he was gonna deep-throat me.

Then he grabbed my head, and forced himself all the way down my throat and held me there! It was such a fantasy for me, I didn't protest at all... I really tried my very best to be a good boy and hold him in there, but I could feel the gagging coming up... and I could see stars starting to swirl...

Then I felt my stomach lurch, and I shoved at his knees, but he was bigger and stronger than me (which is actually rare for me; I'm a big dude) and didn't let me go, and...

Then he howled and shoved me roughly onto my ass, looking down at the bile and stomach acid dribbling out of his poor cock.

He yelled at me. I sobbed, curled into an ashamed ball on the floor. He sighed, finished cleaning himself up, still hissing in pain as the acid burned inside him for a while longer, but came down to cuddle and kiss me and rub my back and tell me it was okay, that he screwed up and should have listened, should have let me go... so it ended up okay, but... yeah.

Worst thing I ever did to a penis was throw up into it! *cackles madly with amusement at the memories*

Oh, this is why I love Truths... so many memories!