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Originally Posted by Truckernaut42
What kind of a salary ($/year) would you want to work these jobs naked?
Try and keep it within reason though please, don't ask for 1 billion dollars otherwise this becomes a little too silly.
Secretary
Janitor
Coach
University professor
Newscaster
Bus Driver
Wal-Mart Greeter
Grocery Store Clerk
Food delivery driver
Animal shelter worker
Construction worker
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Ooh, neat! Well, since I'm fully disabled and unable to work
any of those jobs, I'll have to answer from a hypothetical or historical perspective, like... my current mind in my younger, more able (more presentable) body...
I'll also assume this is all completely legal, I can't get in actual legal trouble or fired for it, the company consents, etc.
Secretary: Depends... if I have my own office/vestibule, and don't have to mingle much, so mostly only my boss and his visitors see me, $80,000. If it was more like a modern executive assistant, doing like, 60% of my boss's job all over the place... $250,000.
Janitor: (assuming PPE when legit necessary) Night shift? $90,000. Day shift with lots of people seeing? $180,000.
Coach: Like... sports coach? Sheeeeit... $20,000,000 if it's professional or college, and I'm on national TV. $1,500,000 if it's high school and I have to relentlessly defend my authority and dignity to a bunch of horny school boys.
University Professor: $75,000. Yes, that's right, lowest one so far. Colleges are accepting places with lots of social experimentation and way more tolerant of abberant behavior. Most of the students would probably think it's cool!
Newscaster: Nope. I'm morally opposed to this "profession" in general. No amount of money, no amount of clothing or lack thereof. No thank you. Wellll... okay. $1,825,000,000. I'd do it for one day, take my cool $5M, and never work again. But they're smarter than that and would have contracts and stuff, so... nope.
Bus Driver: $70,000. I mean... I know how optics work, and... who cares what their bus driver looks like? If they did, freaking... _nobody_ would ride the bus. XD
Wal-Mart Greeter: $80,000. True, customers in Wal-Mart aren't very judged (and Wal-Mart actually has a policy against harrassing customers for any legal mode of dress, so...), but still... standing naked for people from all walks of life in my entire community is asking a lot.
Grocery Store Clerk: $75,000. Same issues as the greeter... but I'm behind a counter most of the time.
Food Delivery Driver: $50,000. I mean, come on... the comedic value alone, reversing the trope? XD In the car most of the time, only exposed to private residences a few at a time...
Animal Shelter Worker: I'll work a Kevin O'Leary deal here... $70,000 plus a $1M cash benefit policy per testicle and $20M for my penis if some animal ends up biting them off and eating them. Most of the $70k isn't actually for the nudity, because who cares? They're animals, and the people dropping them off aren't gonna give a shit. It's because that's an emotionally difficult job... and I seriously doubt they make anywhere near that.
Construction Worker: Again, assuming genuinely necessary PPE, which... actually... you know? That probably has a legit OSHA requirement for steel toed boots, so... nope! I ain't wearin' shoes for no amount of cash, bruh. Not anymore. Once upon a time, but never again, and actually not even at my last three jobs before full disability.