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Originally Posted by Rob
TAYLOR: "We saw the wreckage for ourselves, and it appears there was no way for him to get down, he did struggle though, it appears he pushed on the chin up bar to try and rip his underwear. Back to you Monica"
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Everyone would probably think it was some sort of sick twisted murder. Hang him up by his underwear then set his house on fire! Mwa ha ha ha! Still, would be great to see it on the news, even if it was someone dying:
FIREMAN: We also appeared to find traces of whipped cream and bananas squashed all around the man's privates. This has proven the fact that whipped cream is flammable as there was not much left down there...
Wow, what a sick joke...