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Originally Posted by Glutgod
Yea that would be good to have an escape route and some way to keep it private cause it would suck dying in a house on fire anging by your undies or boxers.
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I'd actuallly like to see that on the news.
"Thank you for that report on bananas, Jim. And now we go to Taylor with a report that we introduced to you recently, this is breaking news, Taylor what is so unique about this fire?"
"Well, Monica, it seems a man was found burned alive in this house in a rather strange condition."
FIREMAN: "Yes, it appears that this man had a rope tied through the leg-holes of his underwear, and the rope was tied to a chin-up bar in his bedroom. We believe this hiked the underwear up his butt, giving himself a 'wedgie'."
TAYLOR: "We saw the wreckage for ourselves, and it appears there was no way for him to get down, he did struggle though, it appears he pushed on the chin up bar to try and rip his underwear. Back to you Monica"