#1 - Warm-Up Round
4 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
To be done Firmly, with Intent. Be a man about it and take your medicine.
1 - 50 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 100 in total.
2 - 25 Punches, while supporting your balls with your other hand. Don't be a wimp, PUNCH them!
3 - Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.
5 - To just the left ball, do 100 whacks with a wooden spoon.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Beginning to regret this? You might be soon!
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Beginning to regret this? You might be soon!
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Tails - Nope
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
1 - UNLUCKY! Return to #1, Re-roll and start over, including completing each Round. Tough break!
2 - Repeat Round #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7
3 - Proceed to #7, after hitting your balls with a hairbrush, a ruler and a wooden spoon 33 times each.
4 - Re-do Rounds #4 and #5, but roll again, then proceed to #7
5 - If your balls are tied, untie them. If not tied, tie them now and proceed to #7.
6 - Proceed to #7. Phew!
NOTE: If you've already rolled here once, proceed to #7
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4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
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4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
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#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
1 - Do #1 from Round #3 and Round #5
2 - Do #2 from Round #3 and Round #5
3 - Do #3 from Round #3 and Round #5
4 - Do #4 from Round #3 and Round #5
5 - Do #5 from Round #3 and Round #5
6 - Do #6 from Round #3 and Round #5
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1 - 50 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 100 in total.
2 - 25 Punches, while supporting your balls with your other hand. Don't be a wimp, PUNCH them!
3 - Fetch a hardback book, then flip it open to the middle. Insert balls and slam it closed 20 times.
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.
5 - To just the left ball, do 100 whacks with a wooden spoon.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. Beginning to regret this? You might be soon!
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Tails - Nope
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
4 - 75 whacks with the back of a hairbrush.
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
5 - You're all done. Hope you survived.
Finish
my dick do fucking hurt now
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