#1 - Warm-Up Round
Barehanded Ball Spanks, Medium Intensity
2 - 25 slaps to each of your balls
#2 - Are We Tying Those Balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#3 - A Little Harder Now! (Hard Round Part I)
4 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.
#4 - What About Those Balls - Are They Tied Now?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#5 - Hard Round, Part II
Firm, done with Intent (again)
1 - 200 with a wooden spoon to your balls
2 - With the bristles of a hairbrush, do 250 firm whacks to your balls.
3 - 100 Very firm Slaps with each hand, so that's 200 in total.
4 - 100 spanks with the flat side of a hairbrush to your balls.
5 - To just the right ball, 150 whacks with a ruler.
6 - Do the Entire Section - Yes, all of them. You poor bastard.
#6 - Dice Roll of Doom
Where do we go from here?
5 - If your balls are tied, untie them. If not tied, tie them now and proceed to #7.
#7 Cooldown?
Tails - No cooldown for you.
#8 - Hard Round, Part III
4 - Do #4 from Round #3 and Round #5
#9 Now what about those tied balls?
Flip a Coin:
Heads - Yes
#10 Medium Round Part I
Medium Intensity, Not too soft but not too hard either
3 - Give your balls a good firm squeeze. Count SLOWLY to 100, then release your balls.
#11 - Dice Roll of Doom Part II
Tails - Proceed to #12
#12 - If Those Balls Are Tied, Untie Them Now
No Rolling/Flipping Needed
#13 Over Now, or Not Yet?
6 - Really unlucky! 1,000 whacks with the bristle side of a hairbrush and don't be a wimp about it. Do them nice and hard![/QUOTE]
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