[kidpresentable]

1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
Don't have a Halloween costume, but it would be sleepwear anyway - vest and panties.
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
The stocks, I think. I once went out in the middle of the night in just panties for the thrill of it, the fun wore off long before I got home. Not recommended.
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
Both did catch me at one point or another. Dad was more traumatic.
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
Dog probably.
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
I would not enjoy an all-male party, but I would be less embarrassed in front of other men.
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
Wait it out - and learn my lesson!
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
Definitely lap dance
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
I think an onion would be easier to cope with
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
A 15 incher would be a lot less fun than it sounds, so 3 incher.
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I think extra large breasts can be painful, while small breasts can be built up a little.
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Neither - the tail if I have to
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
Airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
Butt plug
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
The jungle, I wear panties a lot, so you have to be careful. The ladies don't go for that too much
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
The last person I texted was my sister, so I am going to say a stranger
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
Fridge. Obviously.