1. Would you rather wear your last Halloween costume or last nights sleepwear for a whole year?(tell us what is is)
last nights sleepwear (a brown pyjama)
2. Would you rather be naked in stocks/pillory in a public place for an hour then get your clothes back or wake up at a 2 hours walk from your house naked with just your house key?
tough one, guees I would take the second option with the hope to get back to my house unseen
3. Would you be more embarrassed if your mom or dad caught you masturbating?
my dad
4. Would you rather be hypnotized to act like a dog or a baby?
don't really know, maybe a baby would be the better option
5. Would you rather be the only one naked at a party fully of guys or girls?
girls
6. Would you rather go to the doctor to remove a vibrating egg from your ass or wait a week until it falls out?(its on a low vibrate the whole time)
wait a week probably
7. Would you rather do a lap dance or a pole dance for your celebrity crush?
am I dressed during the pole dance? Then this one
8. Would you rather only be able to have sex after eating an onion or a can of beans? (onion = bad breath and beans = farting a lot)
guess I take the onion
Both guys and girls can answer the next 2 just for fun
9. Would you rather have a 3 inch penis or an 15 inch penis when erect?
Guess too small is still better than too big, isn't it? So probably the 3 inch one
10. Would you rather have an A cup or an F cup bra size?
I'm not really happy about my small breasts. As I said above too big is the worse option I think. And a real A cup would be even more than I have now (I mostly wear an A cup, but I must admit AA cups would fit me better). So I would even take benefit out of this
11. Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a fluffy bunny rabbit tail?
Guess I'd take the tail
12. Would you rather be strip searched at an airport or the entrance of a nightclub on the spot?
airport
13. Would you rather wear a butt plug or a ball gag for 5 hours?
the ball gag
14. Would you rather a one night stand find out you wear the opposite genders undies or that you grow a jungle down there when its time to strip?
I wear boxers a lot as they are quite comfy and I have a jungle down there. I know that neither is the usual norm. I'm not sure which one would be more embarrassing for me if someone found out, but probably it would be my jungle down there.
15. Would you rather give oral to the next stranger you see or the last person you texted?(who was it)
A friend of mine was the last person I've texted. So maybe to her, but I'm not sure on that one too.
16. Would you rather your results of this quiz to be posted on your Facebook or on your kitchen fridge for a month?
the fridge