[whynot008]

Starting with a 4 ...

SECTION 1: Masturbation
1. Right hand or left? Right, unless I'm at the computer, since I need my right hand for the mouse.
2. Slow or fast? Slow. I like it to last.
4. Toys or none? All I need is my hand.
6. Bed or shower? I can work with either of those, but a bed is much more comfortable.

SECTION 2: Celebrities
2. Milla Jovovich or Cameron Diaz? Milla. Cameron Diaz is too pointy.
3. Barack Obama or George Bush? I suppose if I absolutely had to sleep with a man, I'd take Obama.
5. Vanessa Hudgens or Miley Cyrus? Not sure I'd want either, but if I had to pick one I'd take Vanessa.
6. Gerard Butler or Antonio Banderas? Gerard. I'm not a grave robber.

SECTION 3: Fetishes
1. Feet or piss?: Actually, they both are pretty high on my list.
2. Armpits or nipples?: Nipples in a close race.
3. Ice cream or pudding: I have no desire to engage in foodplay.
4. Piercings or tattoos: Piercings, although I don't like pierced nipples or genitals.

SECTION 4: Pornography
2. Gay or lesbian: Lesbian porn, definitely.
3. Furries or rubber: Well ... furries, if it has to be one.
4. Doctor's office or school: There's something a bit unsettling about porn in a school setting, so doctor's office.
5. Animated or live-action: Live.

SECTION 5: Rituals
3. Masturbate morning/night/not at all: Night.
4. Wash hair or body first: Body.
5. Pants or socks first: Pants.
6. Get online right when you get up or later? Later. I'm a night owl.

SECTION 6: Oral
1. Teeth or tongue: Ow? Tongue.
2. Head or shaft: A little shaft play never hurts but the head just feels better.
4. Lube or not? Not. It feels weird, and it can't taste good.'
6. Standing / kneeling / sitting? Lying down, her on top.

SECTION 7: Basic Sexy Crap
3. Virgin ass or not? Mine is right now, except for my own fingers and a toy or two.
4. Ice or hot wax? Ice.
5. Nose or asshole? Not quite sure what it is you're asking here, but for most of the questions I can think of, asshole would be the answer.
6. Electricity or fire? Electricity.