1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
The last time I remember was when I was in preschool
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I've accidentally wet the bed twice in the past few years (once was when I was having a sleepover with a friend, and that friend was in my bed 
)
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not my parents, but when I was a kid my friend and I decided to get naked at a sleepover and steal her younger sister's pullups (perhaps the start of my love of diapers) and my mom caught us
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Thankfully, no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not caught, but I've been walked in on while masturbating and I've had to stop right when it was getting good
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yeah, a few times. I'm extremely clumsy
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes, it was awful. I don't think she ever forgave me
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Yeah I did this to my dad...
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yeah, haven't everyone?
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yes. The worst is when it happens at school
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My stash of diapers and plugs
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Probably, but I'm not aware of it
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Oh yeah probably
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes and it's terrible not knowing if people have seen or not
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
No
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes, more than once
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No 
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yeah, isn't it kind of inevitable?
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
YES
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes, and it's terrible