Sixth place!?! Damn...
I stand at the ready, pissed to have lost but willing to take my punishment. The first pie goes to the face (as really it should!
) and my vision is gone. After that, it's a pie sandwich, and now my hearing is gone too, which at least means I can no longer hear the laughter of the audience. Thank goodness I didn't lose any clothing! The last two pies end up squarely on my chest. I am a dripping mess. I vow that I will do SO much better in the next round!