1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
In like kindergarten I believe
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not fully. But I have laughed so hard I peed myself I little. I actually have pretty strong bladder control
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No! But have by my step-sister (I DONT want to hear the jokes)
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not on purpose. I’ve told my brother and step-sister though (we’re all very close and talk about that stuff)
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope. Virgin here
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Again. Big virg
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No. Not by siblings either. I haven’t masterbated in a long time.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No. Thankfully
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Nope
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes...
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No. I’d probably die if that happened
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Ye. I’m very clumsy
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Never been drunk
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
I guess. But I wasn’t caught. I knew they were listening and was joking.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Yes...
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No thank god
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No. Again. Thank god.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I don’t.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
I don’t know. Butt plug... diapers... panties...
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Perhaps...
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Not fully
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
OBVIOUSLY
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Ye.. I was raised wrong.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Haha. Ye.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yup
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Ye...
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
A little. Found them attractive but no crushes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
OH HELL YEAH
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
NO. AGAIN WOULD DIE
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yeah. Many times.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Nooooo. Never would!
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
MANY TIMES. Worked at a retail store and accidentally stole stuff lots of times.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Yes. And I hate them
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Ouch. Yes.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Ye. Walked behind a wall and did it anyways
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yeah. I really need to check that more.
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