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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
I certainly did but at infant school so was only about 5. I have a clear memory of wetting my pants while making Christmas bells out of egg ups. Odd!

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not that I remember

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Was nearly caught naked by parents. We were on holiday, I was about 10 or 11 and had been playing with myself having removed my pjs. Skipped across the landing to clear up but was obviously a little noisy. My Dad came up to check all was well and waited outside the door for ages. Became a battle of who would wait the longest. Clearly me! Fortunately wasn’t mentioned later.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I used to be a famous five fan and wrote down a few short stories of my own, normally describing how they’d been punished at school. My sister found one once and read it out to the family, I’ve never been so embarrassed

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Was lying under my gf, now wife when her 4 year old walked in to the bedroom. I was hastily covered stifling a giggle as he asked ‘where’s m...?’

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Certainly been smelled in a room with only one other!

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
God yes!

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes accidentally sent a text to the same sister by mistake asking if she’d got the feeling back in her pussy yet?

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Not that I can remember

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Yep, once sent a message criticising a friends son to my wife, but accidentally sent it to him

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yes, see qu 15

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
God yes, recently did and before I could fix it, my mother in law added to the bowl

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Spanking DVDs

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
There must be some though I hope not

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Don’t think so?

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Ha, too often. Had a major crush on a girl called Jo, who once caught me with my hand down my trousers genuinely dealing with an itch, but I didn’t notice her and I think it looked much worse.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Ha, many times, never left anything hanging out though!

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes a toilet at work had a dodgy lock and if you pushed the handle too far then the door opened. Got caught myself once before I knew about the problem

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Probably the odd teacher?

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, Miss Axford, dreamy!

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Nah

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Dropped the occasional drink, always been well managed though

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Yes, lots

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes but by accident

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not really

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes!

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
See 23, shouldn’t have scratched!

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes but never been caught!