1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes, I was really wasted and got spooked and couldn’t hold it
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes, my parents sleep naked. I learned that unfortunate tidbit when I had a nightmare and ran into my parents room
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes I think? My mom surprised me once by showing up at my apartment (we live 6hrs apart) and I was basically naked (was wearing a long t-shirt and nothing else) and using my lush but she never said anything so idk
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yuppp I had a really bad knee surgery that ultimately led to surgery but I fell down the stairs after I first got injured
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Nope
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Yeah my mom let's just say dinner was very awkward after that
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? Who hasn't it's basically a right of passage
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Oh so many times
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My sex toys
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Not to my knowledge
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Absolutely! I had a crush on a classmate for year's and right when we were starting to actually get close a girl who thought was my friend manipulated me into thinking they hooked up which eventually led to them actually hooking up after I ghosted him
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Too many times to count and/or remember
25. Have you ever been in jail? Nope
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Sadly yes to all
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yupp but that goes with the territory of having roommates of going to college
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No because even if I didn't intend to say it I was clearly thinking it
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Oh absolutely! I once accidentally called a teacher m mom in front of the whole class
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Hell yeah! Specifically I had this wicked hot English professor in undergrad and only showed cause he was absolutely stunning
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Not that I recall but I’m sure it happened when I was younger
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? Yes but I still paid and dealt with the consequences
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? An embarrassing amount of times but most recently I spilt my glass of water at a bar
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yupp I got caught cheating on an exam, more than once
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? Yeah but it was just a security tag was left on a pair of pants I had paid for
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yuppp face, chest, neck, basically in all of the possible places
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? Yes and it hurts but after getting waxed so often it doesn’t hurt
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes so I went to the bathroom as soon as I could
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? If this hasn’t happened to you than you’re very very lucky
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