New task to help reduce:
You can reduce one edge for every line you write but you need to write them all at one time (no stopping an starting again later. Now the catch: when writing the lines, you need to be completely naked, kneeling upright (ass not touching ankles, resting on back of legs), something relatively large inserted in your butt (not overly painful, but uncomfortable), and then after every line ("This worthless slut loves to squeeze it's balls."), gently squeeze your balls before writing the next line.
Your must write a minimum of 50 lines to start reducing edges; maximum is as many as you want - but remember, all in one setting. Also sign every page with date and "denon 12"; and very important: write legibly!
Number lines and then once complete, take a picture of every page and post to your gD album.
Accept?
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