1. What's your favorite kind of porn to watch? Why does it turn you on?
moms teach sex, i have a dream that my future mother in law will join us in sex
2. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a friend or peer? Were you able to look them in the eye afterwards?
yes, we actually did masturbate in front of each other
3. A family members walks in on you during a sexual act. Would you rather be giving oral sex or receiving oral sex when they come in?
receiving
4. What character would you like to fuck the most from the last movie you watched? The one you'd least like to?
can't remember what movie
5. Do you prefer girls to be shaved or have pubic hair?
shaved or a little bit pubic hair
6. Do you like armpit hair (on either gender) or is the sight of it a huge turn off for you?
turn off
7. What was the most humiliating dare you've ever done or given to someone?
to cum on my face and eat all my cum in front of 2 female friends
8. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for sexual pleasure?
fucking spaghetti
9. A celebrity sends you nudes by accidents. Pick who you would want it to be if it was a girl and if it was a boy. Answer for both.
girl: megan fox, boy: john cena
10. Your phone malfunctions and posts your nudes onto your social media. What site would you prefer it be on?
instagram
11. A gun is held to your head, and the robber tells you that you will either eat his ass or get fucked by his dog. Which one do you decide to choose?
fucked by his dog
12. Boys: do you like having your balls sucked?
Girls: do you like having your tits sucked?
yes it feels great
13. Thirteen is an unlucky number. Has anything bad ever happened to you during sex/while masturbating (I.e. you hit your head, you started bleeding, you got cum in your eye)?
not really, the most fucked up thing i had was that at the moment i was cumming my nephew ran into me
14. What's a kink that you used to dislike but now find really hot?
giving myself a golden shower
15. Would you prefer to watch porn you find disgusting and be forced to masturbate, or would you rather watch your favorite kind of porn but not be allowed to touch yourself?
don't touch myself at all
16. Would you rather someone pee or cum in your ass?
pee
17. Describe your ideal sexual partner (in terms of appearance). If you're pan or bi, describe one of each gender.
nice ass, a little bit curvy, some great tits so that my cock can ride between them
18. Your best friend finds out about the last way you masturbated. What is it that they learn about you?
that i am regularly jerking in front of a webcam
19. What's the weirdest kink you've ever heard of?
people who like to eat their own scat
20. If forced, would you rather have hot wax poured on your nipples or have them electro shocked?
hot wax
21. What is something that you have always wanted to try sexually, but haven't done yet?
threesome with me girlfriend (to be) and her mother
22. You find out that your partner (real or imaginary) has a huge kink. What do you hope it is?
giving golden showers and snowballing cum
23. Do you prefer to be slapped in the face with a dick or a hand?
dick
24. Do you like being called/calling other people derogatory names (I.e. slut, pig, cum slut)? How does it make you feel and why do you like it?
yes i like it because it puts me in a place where i belong
25. If you could choose one fictional character from a book to come alive and have sex with you, who would it be?
i don't read books
26. Pretend that you have a master/mistress. She/he tells you that you can not cum until they either spank your ass until it's bruised or finger your pussy/give you a handjob with toothpaste or Icy Hot as lube. Which one do you choose?
handjob with toothpaste
27. You do something that you know you aren't supposed to do and get in trouble with your master/mistress. What will they deny you and what punishment could they give that would hurt you the most?
no jerking for a long period
28. Would you rather have anal and accidentally have it get messy, or have oral where you/your partner gags and throws up?
oral and my partner throws up all over cock
29. A friend on GetDare sends you some very sexual proof pics, and you realize that it is your boss/favorite teacher. What do you do with the pics and the information?
if it is a woman, blackmail her into sex
30. You go out with you friends and get incredibly drunk. Your friends talk you into going to a tattoo and piercings shop, but you pass out when you get there after telling the workers to do "Whatever they wanted." When you wake up, what are the humiliating things they've done to you?
i've got a tattoo above my penis: this little cock is free for use
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