Today's task is in a series of steps.
Step 1:
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Find 10 ball-busting worthy items throughout your house.
Step 2:
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Put them in alphabetical order.
Step 3:
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Give yourself 25 medium/hard busts with each.
Step 4:
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Put them in order from nicest to meanest.
Step 5:
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Going from nicest to meanest, flip a coin. If it is on heads, you can give yourself 10 medium hits with that implement and move to the next. If tails, give yourself 25 very hard busts to just your left nut.
Step 6:
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Tell us what you picked and how it went!