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Originally Posted by Perie
Oh sweetpea. You tried... not hard enough (or maybe too hard?). How does it feel knowing you're just as pathetic a failure as I am, needing to be punished for not being good enough? The edges won't have helped, your hands must have been even more slippery than mine were when I tried, edging yourself with drool so wantonly.
Since you enjoyed it so much but weren't hungry enough to finish, maybe you should try again now you've whetted your appetite? This time you should probably lock yourself up, that way you might have a fighting chance with less slobbery fingers... that would be kinder wouldn't it.
And you need to prep first!
BLOW whilst you complete ten edges with your non-dominant hand for at least half an hour, with your dominant hand behind your back and a blindfold, for funsies. No cleanup until after you've tried again.
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So evil! I will absolutely do as you say
