Well, then it's about practising the guitar plugged...
Or, stay plugged any time between coming from and going for work, except while you practice playing guitar with less than 30 seconds breaks in between, and for every full hour you wear the plug, you may remove it for an hour, and for every full five minutes practicing your guitar, you may remove the plug for 20 minutes. But also, when you go to bed without having spent at least 15 minutes practisong your guitar, you have to insert the plug, then remove it and lick it clean, and plug it back in.
Sounds fair and doable?
I siggest you practice the chords A and E, both major and minor (a and e), and then holding down all strings tight with your index finger. Allows you to play all basic chords very soon.