[masterjoe]

This is a game I often think about. I jut got around to writing it, so here it is:

The ButtFace game(2 Players)

This game is point based, and can be modified for more than two players.

For this game you will need two people (of any sex). You both must be willing to take off your pants and underwear, though if preferred, you can have the player put on a blindfold.

So, what you do is (as the title implies) you sit on each others faces for as long as possible. Here are the rules.

-there is one subject, and one master. You will both get a chance to be both positions, and the subject is the one tryig to score points.
-the subject will lay down on the floor, while the master sits on the subjects face. The master's butthole must be directly above the subject's mouth, and the subject's mouth must be open the entire game.
-the subject gets 1 point for every 30 seconds that he is in this position.
- the game is played in three stages, as shown:
--stage 1: fully clothed. The master is fully clothed, and may not do anything else but sit on the subjects face. This stage lasts for 5 minutes.
--stage 2: underwear. The master takes off their pants/jeans, and sits on the subjects face as usual. To try to make the subject lose, the master may choose to fart in the subjects mouth. Every time the master does this, and the subject doesn't give up for 10 seconds, the subject earns 5 points. This stage lasts for 10 minutes.
--stage 3: bare butt. The master takes off their underwear (blindfolds may be used fir privacy, if desired) and sits with their bare butt on the subjects face. As in stage two, the master can fart to get the subject to lose, and just as in stage two, if the subject doesn't give up for 10 seconds after the fart ends, they earn 5 points. But, the master can go further to get the subject to give up this stage. They can choose to shit in the subjects mouth. If the master does this, and the subject swallows all if the shit, the subject earns 30 points. BUT, if the master accidentally pees on the subject, the subject automatically wins the game.
-the game ends when the subject forfeits by tapping the ground 3 times (seeing as it's hard to talk). Other than that, the master must ignore any other things that the subject does (such as moaning, screaming, etc.). After that,
the points are tallied up, and the winner determined.

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Please post any questions you have regarding the rules of the game, and post your experiences with playing this game! All comments are appreciated.