[tmoney256]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parents?
I remember getting spanked for running around the neighborhood naked.
My dad also caught me as an adult nude and masturbating in the woods
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Sort of, I got arrested for lewdness.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes see above
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s) having sex?
Yes unfortunately and they were in their 70’s I heard a thump and though my dad had fallen out of bed, so I went to help.
10. Have you ever been caught farting in public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Oh yes several times, the best is when you try to flush again and it overflows.
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Many nudes of myself I have sent to men on blackmail dares, and videos of me masturbating.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No unwanted ones. I like when a master shares my pics with others.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Yes for Jacking off at midday on a busy street.
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes most often in my church pants
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes my sister’s friend, we were both teenaged kids I was about 4 years older. I saw her cute budding breasts. They made me show my dick to get even.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Not really a crush but I often wish they would use me to explain puberty as a nude model.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Not denied but too scared to go for it. I didn’t have my first kiss till I was 24
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I have been caught and arrested for shoplifting.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes, same as above but because I had purchased other items they just assumed they missed the tag.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not anymore.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No, I scratch it anyway.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes too many times to count.