1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
I would go with having a random person lick it clean because I don't want to know what nettles feel like down there and sandpaper would just plain hurt and do damage.
2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I would go with the ice-cream shaped like a penis because who could say no to ice-cream lol
3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I would go with an orgasm on an important phone call, I already have huge stage fright and then add a person giving me a blowjob I don't think I could handle it. I feel it would be easier to hide while on the phone so long as you kept quiet.
4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
Hmm this is a hard choice they both sound so hot and humiliating. I think though I will choose laying in the floor with a funnel and hose going to my mouth. I've always wanted to try being a man's urinal plus I have watched one vid where the this scenario essentially played out only the hose was hooked to the urinal instead of a funnel and I was really turned on.
5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Um I guess I would go with a pic of my genitals anonymously displayed because then no one would know that they are mine or that I let someone tale a pic of them.
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
I would go with being tied to a stranger for 12 hours. I love the idea of being tied up for that long and I could also make a new friend potentially because your bound
to talk to them because 12 hours is a long time.
7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I guess I would want to be the tongue of the most active porn star, because I don't want to be in a person's ass as long as I am sure some people can go with them in on here.
8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
I would go with having both a penis and vagina. I wouldn't want to have the worlds largest cock because that could be a really embarrassing moment if I accidently get a boner out in public.
9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Lol I like this one I guess I would go on a naked blind date I feel like it might be a fun way to get to meet people and it would give us something to talk about.
10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
I would go with sucking the dicks in person what a great way to pay the bills getting down on your knees and making guys feel good Lol