1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes actually >.< once in year six (10-11years old) and once in year 9 (13-14yo). the first time was because of a UTI and the second was because I was laughing too much :0 I was super embarrassed both times but I’m not that embarrassed thinking back.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes again. I have a weak bladder, okay! It was a while ago, at home. Laughing again.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Uh mh mum has walked in on me getting changed before so yes. I just shouted at her to get out (she has an annoying tendancy to not knock) but it wasn’t too embarrassing. My mum has walked in on me touching myself but i dont do it naked and it was under the sheets.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Well not ‘caught’ per se but seen, yes. She tends to walk around naked upstairs.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Nope
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Lol no, how would someone do this?
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No but it’s kind of a fantasy.
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Masturbating. Never have sex in the house lol
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Lol no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Never been on a date so no 
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Nope
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame” while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Not declined but my apple pay didn’t work so i just ran out lol
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No but i have tripped up the stairs
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I drunk texted the guy i liked and told him i liked him. Then when he said he only likes me sexually i told him to fuck off and pretended i was a lesbian oops
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No because i dont tend to talk about people
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No, dont do this. I sent a message to my dad instead of my friend, a guy had said to me about hooking up so i was messaging my friend about it. Ended up sending my dad ‘if you wanna fuck, i will’
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yes oh my worst thing ever. Im glad it was a censored one but i sent it to my friend instead of a guy oops
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Nope
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yes but i wear black pants on my period so its not too bad.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My draw full of little space stuff. Or my vibrator
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Almost definitely. I was a very reckless, insexure child and ended up getting groomed. Im sure there are nude photos in some pedo group chat lol
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Nope
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
All the time.
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Im too shy to argue
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No but lesbain jail sex is a fantasy
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Nope
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
No but someone walked in on me in a public bathroom yeaaars ago. The door didnt lock but i thought it would be okay because we were in a pretty remtoe place. I was wrong
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Yes but i dont think i meant it
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Try ‘daddy’. Lol
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes, countless times. Any older man whos taller and scary will turn me on
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Does lara croft from the games count? If so, yes.
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nope, i dont usually eat out
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Dont do dates
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no
36. Have you everset off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
On my chin sometimes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Nope because its usually shaved
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes and it sucks!
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Nope. I barely ever use public bathrooms.