[jaycasanova]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?

Nope.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?

Nope.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?

Nope.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?

Nope, and I am glad.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?

I think my sisters might know about my foot fetish because a friend that i used to be a lot more intimate with is now close with my sister.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?

Hell no.

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?

Nope.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your
parent(s)/child(ren)?

Nope.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?

Nope.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?

Nope. Not that I know of.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea,
gas, or vomiting?

Nope.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?

Nope.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk
of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?

Yeah, and it was annoying because I knew there was money in the account, so I went to a different store and tried it and it worked.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?

Nope.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?

Too many times.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person
you're talking about?

Not that I can remember.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone
to the person it's about?

Nope.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended
contact?

Nope.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?

Yep.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing
someone would find in your house?

My sex toys

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?

Not really unwanted, and I doubt they're really floating.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?

Once unfortunately. I don't want to talk about it.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?

Always and forever.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were
VERY wrong?

Not that i can recall

25. Have you ever been in jail?

Nope.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around
with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?

This happened to me the other day at work.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?

Yep.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?

Yep.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?

Yep, my fourth grade teacher.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yep. Coincidentally, also my fourth grade teacher.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?

Uh, yeah.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY
more than you could pay?

Nope.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?

Nope.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?

Nope.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?

Nope.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?

Nope.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?

Yeah, I'm 19 so it tends to happen quite a bit.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?

Nope.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public,
so you couldn't scratch it?

Yep.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more
toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a
public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?

Dozens of times