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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not really, I have dripped in my pants enough to make a spot on my underwear after peeing though.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not that I remember.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I left a buttplug on the bathroom counter once. My sister saw it, carried it into the kitchen and announced, "Who's buttplug is this?". My mom was there. I claimed responsibility and it was never talked about again.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My parents almost caught me a few times, but no.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I'm sure it's happened, but I don't remember a specific time.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Luckily not

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, by my sister mostly

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
A couple times when I was younger, usually during Nerf wars.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I've never actually been drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I try and avoid talking behind people's back

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Again no

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I don't believe so

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
A couple times as a kid because I used too much toilet paper.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my box of sex toys

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I've posted some on eBlue and similar. I kinda wish I knew if they still existed.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Someone on Kik tried to blackmail me with a nude once, not sure if that really counts though.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
I say a lot of dumb shit so most definitely.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Most likely, but nothing sticks out.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Zipper down ALL THE TIME. I don't understand it but like a week ago there were 4 days in a row where I don't think I ever zipped up my pants after going to the bathroom.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah, me and my sister shared a bathroom and it's happened both ways.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Never intimately, but I was I love you sarcastically a lot.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes, I don't remember the story unfortunately.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I used to read a lot and would crush on like every other female protagonist.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Not that I remember

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
It wasn't exactly a date but yep, turned out to be for the best though.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Not anything significant or memorable.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah, it happens at clothes stores sometimes.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not anymore

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes and it sucked

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Ngl I usually scratch it anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
We store extra toilet paper in the bathroom, so I've never had to go very far, but yes.