Get handcuffs with two keys. Get condoms. Get plastic Easter eggs. Get lube. Get a bunch of small objects (pennies, marbles, etc.). Get chain and a padlock. Get a friend.
Shave.
Put one handcuff key in an egg, and put the egg in a condom. Put plenty of lube in the condom too. Get yourself worked up enough to insert the slippery condom-egg. Make another slippery condom-egg with the padlock key and insert it too. Make some more lubed-up condom-eggs with the other objects. Insert as many as you can fit.
Leave the other key with your friend. Get your friend to help write on you (large and legible):
Right above your pussy: “Look at my boobs!”
On your right breast: “Will suck and swallow for freedom!”
On your left breast write: “I get off on being used!”
On your stomach write: “Just take my clothes and go!”
Wear pants and a tube top.
Find someplace public with an overhanging tree branch, railing, or similar. Loop the chain over it so it hangs down to about your neck level. Padlock the chain so there is a big closed loop. Put one arm through the loop. Put the handcuffs on.
Try to get someone to help you get free.
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