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Old 12-30-2010, 11:35 PM   #3
Leopard
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[05:21:44] Stellz: Why do men think that it's a good idea to send women massages like this:
[05:21:47] Stellz: 'you need some hot cum on that face'
[05:21:52] Stellz: That's ALL he said.
[05:22:10] Pingu: Sorry Stellz
[05:22:19] Pingu: Will try harder in future
[05:23:09] Stellz: Oh sorry. I copy and pasted the wrong thing.
[05:23:12] Stellz: Leopard [»] Stellz: you need some icy cum on that face


[05:36:07] BettyBoop: Physics is the worst Science.
[05:36:31] BettyBoop: It makes me want to kill people so they can arrest me and I can leave the class.


[13:57:03] muffinfairy: ‹@softeyes› you got a gold star, and a second review on the piece
[13:58:19] softeyes: But I know how little a gold star really means..
[13:58:53] muffinfairy: gold stars were like winning the lottery in nursery..primary school or whereever
[13:59:44] muffinfairy: i bet the queen never got a gold star. you're better than the queen.


[09:05:17] Pingu: Leo feels the same about me
[09:05:33] Pingu: A little part of him dies when he sees my blue dot appear on the right


[04:24:54] sweetsong: Well you can take care of the screamers at night then Des
[04:25:08] deschut: I am doing that
[04:25:10] Leopard: Oh, he does


[04:26:13] BettyBoop: Sex noises are awkward.


[06:00:12] Leopard: It's so hard to play


[13:56:57] BAN HAMMER: Has anyone seen Loke? I have important news to share with him!


[19:54:04] LilAngel: I got bored of those balls.
[19:54:20] Leopard: You need to hit them harder
[19:54:50] LilAngel: I can't! ><


[20:03:37] LilAngel: Never give your first blowjob after eating.
[20:03:51] LilAngel: Always wash your hands after having sex.
[20:04:23] LilAngel: Always make sure you use two condoms instead of one.


[20:05:07] LilAngel: Always cover your face with a stuffed toy while giving someone anal. (You never know where the cameras are)


[20:07:24] LilAngel: I prefer ball gags on BOYS.


[17:24:57] LilAngel: ninj... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS?
[17:25:05] Ninjota: YES


[17:47:17] Ninjota: "Do you have an STD" "No." "Youre hired!"


[05:51:46] momo: leo you're always sleeping or jacking off >.>
[05:51:58] loke: leo loves his dick
[05:52:02] Leopard: Dreams and orgasms are the two most important things in the world
[05:52:04] Ninjota: Tis the life of a Leopard XD
[05:52:14] rahamn: best two things in the world momo ...
[05:52:18] Ninjota: Go to any zoo and the Leopards will be sleeping or jacking off!


[20:39:57] LilAngel: Leo's pants are throbbing
[20:40:00] LilAngel: I mean
[20:40:07] LilAngel: the log inside his pants are throbbing
[20:40:36] Leopard: You're calling my penis a log?
[20:40:39] Leopard: You're generous.


[09:49:31] Leopard hands nelly a strapon
[09:49:43] nellybell hands it back
[09:50:22] Leopard: Stick the pointy end in
[09:50:38] Leopard: Penis - so simple a man can operate it


[22:30:28] Anthracis: i eat period for lunch
[22:30:36] Anthracis: and rockets for breakfast

[22:30:53] SlutPuppy: I eat small children for breakfast
[22:31:10] SlutPuppy: Salad for lunch
[22:31:16] SlutPuppy: And cock for dinner

[22:31:19] mistressizzy: i eat the hopes and dreams of youth


[21:11:52] momo: Leo, go suck a hair dick.
[21:12:02] 444: im sure he will, mimi
[21:12:03] Leopard sucks a .. hair.. dick?


[01:39:22] softeyes: When you stop to think about it..
[01:39:28] softeyes: This chat is fucking weird.
[01:39:44] sweetsong: We are fucking weird
[01:40:15] BettyBoop: This chat is weird without thinking too much about it.

Last edited by Leopard; 12-30-2010 at 11:38 PM.
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