Next time you need to go number 1 or 2, you decided
Hold it for as long as possible the longer you hold the easier the task
1hour or less - just eat it all it’s what you deserve (if you don’t eat cover yourself)
1/2hours - eat/drink half throw the rest away with your mouth (cover if you don’t eat)
2/3hours - only 1 quarter with a bit of chew, throw the rest away with your mouth (same as the top two of you don’t eat)
3/4 - place a chunk in your mouth, chew swish and gargle then spit into toilet
4/5 hours - just place in mouth for 5 min
5/6 - sniff with a bit of smearing
6/7 - shit normally you deserve it
might hurt a bit though