[peterblack]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Never
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I dont think so
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I sometimes change in front of them, does that count?
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
I think yes but it has to be long time ago
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not yet and I hope it stays that way
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Virgin
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Virgin
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
one time almost by parent dont know which one
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
nope
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
never been on proper date >.<
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
In a friend ring one or two times
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope well not the entire purchase. Certainly I didnt have to return anything in years.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
nope
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I hate alcohol it upsets my stomach too much.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Never talk badly about someone. If Im talking about someone without him we try to figure out why is it that he behaves like that to better understand it, not to make fun or degrade him/her.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
nope I dont text much
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yes but never too serious.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Not me :P
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
not girl (physically :P)
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My cage on my dick, sex toys, girls clothes, some weird japanese porn DVDs I got as part of some bundle. Pics and vids of me on my PC naked preforming various tasks.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not aware
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
yes - Tl;Dr bought chastity cage from chinese dropship
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Im walking idiot xd
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Im usually very right when I start to argue.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes it happens a lot coz my favorite jeans dont have zipper but buttons that are almost impossible to open so when I switch to different ones I forget to zip them.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
not on accident
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
probably xd
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
maybe dont remember... wait I have my waifu as both lock and unlocked screen xD shes hot :3
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
yes. not a big deal
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
never been on date <.<
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
yes on exam I had cheat sheet
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes, not a big deal happens way to often to all people
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
I get them on my face but use very good cream(?), prescription thing that makes them magically disappear
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes when its like half cm long after trim but I trim it as much as it goes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
never, if I need to scratch it, im gonna scratch it. trying to be discreet but nothing gonna stop me.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
never. at home the toilet paper is there on a gigant pile and I avoid as much as I can to shit on public toilets.