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1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
not that I remember, but once in high school I was grabbed from behind held still while a bother boy pulled out his dick and peed on my pants in the crotch area
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
yes
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
mother(masturbating in garage) and at another time my aunt.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
mom
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes, once while in gym class
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
yes, bad runs
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
too many times to count until I discovered it is caused by milk
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
yes
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
not that I remember
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
yes, but for a dre
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
let's not go here, of course
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
diapers, panties, butt plug, strap on mouth dildo
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
yes
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
yes, but only cost me 50USD
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no
25. Have you ever been in jail?
yes
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes, once a guy even offered to suck me
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes and I've been walked into
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
probably
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
yes
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
hell yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
no
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no, I wasn't caught
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes, cashier did not remove tag
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
no zots
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
ouch yes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
yes - yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
yes, happened the other day. I had to go bad. And notice the lack of paper but could not hold it any longer.