1. What's your favorite kind of porn to watch? Why does it turn you on?
Lately I've taken to extreme tickling porn. It's able to go so far past the victims' ability to maintain their composure leading to begging and crying but the torture just keeps happening because they're not actually being hurt.
2. Have you ever masturbated to the thought of a friend or peer? Were you able to look them in the eye afterwards?
Yes, and yes. I've masturbated
while looking them in the eye.
3. A family members walks in on you during a sexual act. Would you rather be giving oral sex or receiving oral sex when they come in?
Giving
4. What character would you like to fuck the most from the last movie you watched? The one you'd least like to?
Jasmine, from Aladdin (the new live action one) / the sultan I guess (same movie)
5. Do you prefer girls to be shaved or have pubic hair?
Either has it's thing. I do like a heavy smell, which comes from a thick bush
6. Do you like armpit hair (on either gender) or is the sight of it a huge turn off for you?
I'm not a fan
7. What was the most humiliating dare you've ever done or given to someone?
I'd have to think about that for a while..
8. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for sexual pleasure?
Fucked a maglight
9. A celebrity sends you nudes by accidents. Pick who you would want it to be if it was a girl and if it was a boy. Answer for both.
I don't know enough celebrities to answer this with any meaning
10. Your phone malfunctions and posts your nudes onto your social media. What site would you prefer it be on?
Probably something like snapchat where they go away
11. A gun is held to your head, and the robber tells you that you will either eat his ass or get fucked by his dog. Which one do you decide to choose?
I disarm him, and then get fucked by the dog anyway.
12. Boys: do you like having your balls sucked?
Girls: do you like having your tits sucked?
It's an interesting situation
13. Thirteen is an unlucky number. Has anything bad ever happened to you during sex/while masturbating (I.e. you hit your head, you started bleeding, you got cum in your eye)?
I don't think so
14. What's a kink that you used to dislike but now find really hot?
Can't think of one
15. Would you prefer to watch porn you find disgusting and be forced to masturbate, or would you rather watch your favorite kind of porn but not be allowed to touch yourself?
The latter
16. Would you rather someone pee or cum in your ass?
Pee
17. Describe your ideal sexual partner (in terms of appearance). If you're pan or bi, describe one of each gender.
Girl: Taller than me, decent size breats, pussy lips that aren't huge, and a bit of hair, slender feet and long toes. Boy: Not obese, huge dick, feet that don't look like they've been through a meat grinder.
18. Your best friend finds out about the last way you masturbated. What is it that they learn about you?
Nothing new
19. What's the weirdest kink you've ever heard of?
Erotic smurf cosplay
20. If forced, would you rather have hot wax poured on your nipples or have them electro shocked?
Shocked
21. What is something that you have always wanted to try sexually, but haven't done yet?
Sex with a black girl/guy
22. You find out that your partner (real or imaginary) has a huge kink. What do you hope it is?
Tickling
23. Do you prefer to be slapped in the face with a dick or a hand?
Dick
24. Do you like being called/calling other people derogatory names (I.e. slut, pig, cum slut)? How does it make you feel and why do you like it?
Eh, it's not a huge thing for me
25. If you could choose one fictional character from a book to come alive and have sex with you, who would it be?
Any Disney princess 
26. Pretend that you have a master/mistress. She/he tells you that you can not cum until they either spank your ass until it's bruised or finger your pussy/give you a handjob with toothpaste or Icy Hot as lube. Which one do you choose?
The icy hot
27. You do something that you know you aren't supposed to do and get in trouble with your master/mistress. What will they deny you and what punishment could they give that would hurt you the most?
They could deny me the internet and make me do boring things like write lines, etc.
28. Would you rather have anal and accidentally have it get messy, or have oral where you/your partner gags and throws up?
About the same
29. A friend on GetDare sends you some very sexual proof pics, and you realize that it is your boss/favorite teacher. What do you do with the pics and the information?
Hang on to it, but probably not say anything, eventually spread it around
30. You go out with you friends and get incredibly drunk. Your friends talk you into going to a tattoo and piercings shop, but you pass out when you get there after telling the workers to do "Whatever they wanted." When you wake up, what are the humiliating things they've done to you?
Tattooed every tacky over-done douche bag tat they can think of all over my body.