- edge or ruin?
Edge I guess
- ruin or orgasm?
Orgasm!
- Orgasm or be denied?
I haven't cum in a week, can't for a month - so I think orgasm 
- edge twice before bed or once when you wake up?
Before bed
- ruin an orgasm or stop touching?
Stop touching
- edge once every hour or edge twelve times in a row?
I guess 12 in a row, but I think both would be fun
- ruin your next five orgasms or have nine ruined orgasms with a random full orgasm?
Nine - partially because statistically I get to orgasm sooner, but also because I am a dirty slut
- touch yourself or touch someone else?
Probably myself
- make yourself cum or make someone else cum?
Make someone else cum, it's much more satisfying
- be denied for a week for a ruin or be denied for a month for a full orgasm?
A month, just because it would be so good at the end
- be overstimulated or understimulated?
Hard one, but I guess under - which is probably why I get a lot of over 
- not be allowed to release or be tortured post-orgasm?
Not able to release, same as the one above
- only be allowed one edge per day or allowed seven edges per week?
Seven edges a week
- not touch all next month for an orgasm or edge every day next month for five ruins?
Hmmmm, I think edge every day for five ruins
- go every other month for a year of no touch or go six months straight no touch?
Every other month!
Good questions!