[Emmyred]

BEFORE YOU START: Read everything NOT in the spoilers before you begin. You must complete any spoiler you look at.

First, flip a coin
Heads= Use your hand
Tails= You can choose one of the following implements: Full water bottle, wooden spoon, fruit in a sock.

Then roll 2d6. The total of your roll is how many of the following rounds you must do.

HOWEVER, you have some choices to make first:
#1) If you so choose, you can decide before you start to complete all the rounds in exchange for a 20% reduction in a later post. You must decide this BEFORE YOU ROLL.
#2) If you do not like your roll, you may gamble and try again once; HOWEVER, for your reroll, you must roll 3d6. You must keep the new roll. If the number is higher than 12, you complete all rounds AND squeeze your balls HARD for 30 seconds between each round.

Round One:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left.

Round Two:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right.

Round Three:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left.

Round Four:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right.

Round Five:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left.

Round Six:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right.

Round Seven:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left.

Round Eight:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left, 8 hits to the right.

Round Nine:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left, 8 hits to the right, 9 hits to the left.

Round Ten:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left, 8 hits to the right, 9 hits to the left, 10 hits to the right.

Round Eleven:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left, 8 hits to the right, 9 hits to the left, 10 hits to the right, 11 hits to the left.

Round Twelve:

Spoiler:

1 hit to the left, 2 hits to the right, 3 hits to the left, 4 hits to the right, 5 hits to the left, 6 hits to the right, 7 hits to the left, 8 hits to the right, 9 hits to the left, 10 hits to the right, 11 hits to the left, 12 rubber band snaps split between both balls

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Bust: You may leave after this post ONLY if you rolled at least an 8. If you rolled an 8 or lower, you can either use the reroll option above to try again OR ask to leave again tomorrow. (Going to be honest- I love your reports and really don't want you to leave. Hopefully you rejoin soon!)

beaggressive: If you roll less than an 8, complete the task twice.