Granted, pets are now very eloquent speakers, more so than humans themselves. Unfortunately this leads to unionisation, and the consequent "Pet's Union" government overthrow of 2020. Mostly we're very happy with our new rulers, though compulsory neutering now inhibits the growth of our species. Oh, and cat's are just like, dicks all day long, they talk smack about us all the time. It's very tiring.
Praise Gerblin the 3rd.
I wish my kitchen oven was clean.
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