1) pet must remain on all fours for five (5) minutes per line of the potato
2) pet must wear socks or mittens for the entirety of the potato
3) pet must be gagged the whole time
4) pet must be naked at all times
5) pet cannot open doors by themselves unless they can be pushed open
6) pet must edge once per line without hands, and ruin at the end of the potato
7) pet must have a tail for the whole potato
8) pet must use the backyard as a toilet [better keep the backdoor open]
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