So, describe your day to me. Clearly you need to use the phrase 'in my pants' appropriately throught this description.
Today I woke up at 12am in my pants. I got up and someone had mysteriously left KFC in my pants. The KFC was pretty tasty although it would have been better if it wasn't cold in my pants. Then I came online and made this thread in my pants. My house is actually warm today, its great because it means I can talk to the sexy moderator 'Marc' aka 'Marcus' without shivering every five seconds in my pants. Tomorrow I am going to do nothing, although I might go shopping in my pants and then return for causal webcamming in my pants. You should join me in my pants.